Fuller’s fire – sketch based on Malachi 3.1-4
Script from Sunday’s sketch as performed by Susan and Richard:
Salesman enters, talking to audience with smug, patronising delivery as in an advert.
Salesman “Hi, I’m Malachi, here to bring you hope. Is your offering a bit dirty? Are your sons of Levi looking grey?”
Housewife enters holding a pair of jeans.
Housewife “I’ve tried everything, but my Levis still come out with dirt on them.”